For the reason of because.

ahoy. I’m back. I’ve noticed that I only blog when I’m at the end of my rope of boredom. It does absolutely nothing for be aside from giving me something to do in which I FEEL profession and like I’m actually getting things done. I have developed a very bad, very vain, habit. When I’mContinue reading “For the reason of because.”

Cocktail Killers

Let’s go back to the days where people would get real dressed up to go to cocktail parties and they would always end in some political fight where someone gets stabbed or shot. Then what would’ve been small private business becomes public news as the police do an in depth investigation of everyone’s family grudgesContinue reading “Cocktail Killers”

I only date guys with good posture*

*the title is irrelevant to the blog I had this wonderful thought. What if we could read books by consumption. Like our tongues could read? Just think, you grab a new book, and you jab the middle of the page with your fork. Then, slowly, twisting the sentences around the spines like spaghetti noodles. YouContinue reading “I only date guys with good posture*”

Gen Z rant

I’m not going to bore you with the formalities of “ohmahgawdIhavn’tbloggedinoveramonthcauseI’vebeensobusy” no. So let’s dive in. This boy. This scrawny tall gorgeous boy. He has the AUDACITY to reply to several of my stories AND one of my tweets and THEN proceed to post on his Instagram story about “all these white girls in myContinue reading “Gen Z rant”

Brain Rot

Learning. I love learning. There is nothing better than understanding a complicated topic and being able to carry a conversation that no one else understands. But school school is not learning. school is rain rot. School is a bunch of adults getting together and insulting my intelligence for 7 hours. I want to learn tellContinue reading “Brain Rot”

Sleigh Bells Ring in November

In my family, we celebrate Christmas and the thing about getting gifts done early is, people like to react. “omg theres like two months until Christmas, what are you doing???” And you know what????? I LIKE MAKING PRESENTS ALL THROUGH NOVEMBER OKAY???? If I have a good idea, why should I WAIT until mid DecemberContinue reading “Sleigh Bells Ring in November”