Boredom, Bat out of Hell and Books

We are all bored. But what can we do about it? Not to be shady or anything but I feel for those poor souls who solely depend on sports to entertain themselves. People like that are already very boring because they have no interests outside their tiny little bubble, but now they are quarantined likeContinue reading “Boredom, Bat out of Hell and Books”

I only date guys with good posture*

*the title is irrelevant to the blog I had this wonderful thought. What if we could read books by consumption. Like our tongues could read? Just think, you grab a new book, and you jab the middle of the page with your fork. Then, slowly, twisting the sentences around the spines like spaghetti noodles. YouContinue reading “I only date guys with good posture*”