People my age LOVE to make fun of the fact that I didn’t watch TV growing up, or that I didn’t have cable until last year.
THEM: *singing some disney channel song*
THEM: why aren’t you singing along? Come on!
THEM: omg dont tell me you’ve never seen That’s So Raven!
Me: I haven’t, no
THEM: What???? You’ve never seen That’s so Raven???
THEM: what about Kim Possible? Good luck Charlie? Austin and Ally???
ME: not one
THEM: WHAT???? THAT’S LIKE MY CHILDHOOD (they particularly like to call a show or movie their ‘childhood’)
ME: I didn’t grow up watching TV, I just got cable last year haha
THEM: Then what did you do??? (I get this question more often than I’d like)
ME: Well my brother and I liked to dig holes, I liked to read, write, after I read The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate, I was obsessed with collecting bugs and plants in jars, Id keep their carcasses and then poke em.
THEM: what the fuck?
ME: yeah well, I’m not sorry my parents kicked me outside when I was being annoying as opposed to handing me an iPad like all you…